my sister just broke up with her boyfriend and i walked behind her on her laptop and she made sims clone of him and locked him in his house and she set the house on fire im laughing so hard
- Augustus: May I see you again?
- Hazel Grace: Sure.
- Augustus: Tomorrow?
- Hazel Grace: Patience, grasshopper, you don’t want to seem overeager.
- Augustus: Right, that’s why I said tomorrow. I want to see you again tonight. But I’m willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow.
« Do not ignore it. Fuck it. Cry your heart out. Then fuck it some more. »
Reasons To Be Happy:
- Dead trees still stand and so can you.
- You have five fingers on each hand. One day those fingers will travel from your lap to someone else’s and that person will know all the bad stuff and still want to kiss you.
- Seasons are guaranteed when nothing else seems to be.
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